‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago
it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact
let’s begin the feast (◉‿◉✿)
Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE
OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE
Hey Guys! After a long time and thinking process, I have decided I am going to hold a giveaway. I do not necessarily need these items anymore for various reasons, and they have just been sitting around in my room; so I thought that I may as well give them to someone who would appreciate them! So, what exactly am I giving away?
-Harry Potter Book Collection containing books 1-4
-Daisy Eau So Fresh by Marc Jacobs gift set (contains perfume, one small tube of shower gel, and one small tube of lotion)
-Chance by Chanel
-Our Moment by One Direction
-A Pair of White Chuck Taylor High Top Converse (size 8)
-One MacBook Pro
-One iPhone 5C (color is blue)
-One iPhone 4s (color is white)
-One Sony Vaio Laptop
-One Pair of Coach Sunglasses
-One Dooney and Bourke (limited edition) Bowling Bag style Purse
-Looking for Alaska and The Fault in Our Stars both by John Green
-One Casio Gold Toned Digital Watch
-One Odd Future iPhone 4s Case
-One Ottorbox iPhone 5c Case
-One Fuji Film Polaroid Camera (with film pack)
Note: Chargers will come with every electronic device given!
-MUST REBLOG THIS PHOTO AT LEAST ONCE
-YOU MAY REBLOG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT UNTIL APRIL 24TH
-THE WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN APRIL 25
The winner will be chosen by using a random generator on April 25th. Reblog this post as many times as you wish, but know that the more you reblog it, the higher chance you have of winning! I WILL SHIP INTERNATIONALLY IF NEEDED. If you have any questions about this giveaway, please leave it in my ask. Best of luck to all of you!
Why am I giving these items away? Check it out http://florascence.tumblr.com/post/79085683780/reasons-as-to-why-i-am-doing-my-giveaway
someone photoshop one of my selfies so i have highlights because i wanna see if i look terrible or not with em
the kissing islands, Greenland
would you look at that even the fucking ground gets more action than me
me on halloween
actually that was me on halloween
"I don’t know what I thought it was gonna be. Honest to God, I did a movie and a couple of little TV shows when I was 16, didn’t do anything again, got into drama school. Then I started working pretty much immediately after drama school. I wasn’t really aware of what was going on, and I still hadn’t really decided that I was an actor. I hadn’t sort of said to myself "Right, this is the rest of my life," because you can’t, because there is still a big massive part of me saying, "What if the work dries up tomorrow? Then I’m not an actor any more," you know?"